THE SPHINX STINKS


The grub was vile, we couldn't crack a smile
We paid twenty smackers just to sail up the Nile
It cos ten quid..
To get stuck inside a pppppyramid.

I'd rather be in Hawaii, cleethorpes or southend
You won't catch us on the Egypt bus again again again.

 The... Sphinx stinks, Sphinx stinks
 They do not care on Egypt air
 Sphinx stinks, Sphinx stinks
 In CAI I I I RO
 The Sphinx stinks, Sphinx stinks 
 You will get ripped off in Egypt oh!

The hotel room filled us with gloom
We should o' spent the night in a mummy's tomb
A camel ride...
Another ten smackers and a numb backside.

I'd rather be in Hawaii, cleethorpes or southend
You won't catch us on the Egypt bus again again again.

 The... Sphinx stinks, Sphinx stinks
 They do not care on Egypt air
 Sphinx stinks, Sphinx stinks
 In CAI I I I RO
 The Sphinx stinks, Sphinx stinks 
 You will get ripped off in Egypt oh!

 The... Sphinx stinks, Sphinx stinks
 They do not care on Egypt air
 Sphinx stinks, Sphinx stinks
 In CAI I I I RO
 The Sphinx stinks, Sphinx stinks 
 You will get ripped off in Egypt oh!

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